Today, it's my third day at work and the hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, it was my first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but sucked it up. About ten minutes after we finished, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slapped me in the back. I forcefully vomited all over my new Lieutenant. FML
Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML
Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML
Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
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happyvalleygirl 0
fast food industry ftw
Kamazar 0
Run before he brings out the horseradish!
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Matty_No9 0
haha get over it you ninny..this happens at any resturant goes along with the dumb but truthfull "if you cannot handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen" get over it and go along with it, after you change your panties dish some shit out yourself..they will become your bestfriends before you know it
Matty_No9 0
^ haha..damn
allie2590 31
Just wait until YOU get to haze the new guy. ;D
Matty_No9 0
stupid ******* comment thing, i wasnt ^haha..damning my own comment ......sigh
myhairynutsack 0
i wonder if it's really punches, just doesn't make sense with the throwing ketchup packets mixed in.
triplethreat13 0
hazing is becoming a huge huge problem in parts of the world, because it really is starting to get out of hand. it's not funny and it's not right and it's not something you shouldn't take seriously. threaten to take legal action because you can and you should if it starts to get bad. ignore the comments saying to just take it without doing anything. if it starts to get out of control to the point they are physically hurting you or making you feel uncomfortable, then you need to do something before someone does something REALLY stupid and dangerous. if the manager is in on it, talk to him and if it happens again just quit.
NotAnotherOne 0
I agree. I have a friend starting a degree in Puerto Rico. The hazing that goes on there is one of the many reasons I fear for her safety.
Donthavekids 0
You mean they havn't followed you into the bathroom, waited for you to start peeing at the urinal, then mercilessly beat you down, took your clothes off, threw them in the toilet, tied you up, dragged you through the office in front of everyone, and dropped you off in the dumpster out back, where they've placed a corpse they dug up the night before? Weak.
lissafbaby5 0
Oh, you'll be fine! YDI for being a cry baby :)
Ninjaface 0
You know, the way I see it, if they get to play "punch the new guy," that means I get to play "punch the guy who's punching me, only harder."
Maddoctor 10
WIN!
NotAnotherOne 0
That's the attitude I've taken throughout life and it's served me pretty well so far. Shitty friends are better off as enemies anyway.
HinkeyPunk 0
LOL That's hilarious. I would have laughed if I was there. at least you know your boss can take a joke.