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Happy Thanksgiving, sort of

Today, my entire family came over for Thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fistfight and only one cop car was called. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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stormer461 13

Sounds like a grand old time. I only wish I was there.

Well, the last piece of pumpkin pie is a worthy reason to get into a fist fight...

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My thanksgiving consisted of... A broken wrist, a tantrum , vomit, and deafness.. How much better can it get?

my thanksgivings are starting to look a little dull in comparison

Omg I feel the need to start a fistfight because someone stole my last crescent roll!!

Did grandma get grandpa in a headlock this year?

I wish my family was like that.

seriouslythat 6

Hey that seems peaceful compared to my family... Lay time we got together many cousins left with broken arms/other body parts

Not enough turkey in the bourbon

What do your relatives drink? So that I don't buy it.

What happens on St. Patrick's Day?

U must be irish! Its fun huh?

Why go? If you go why stay so long? Short and sweet.