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Richmond24 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Gimme the drugs

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

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Parenting Fail.

you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

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Ashes628 0

I just had all 4 wisdom teeth taken out on Monday. So I know how it feels. the first day I spent throwing up and bleeding all day. The pain has gotten better. I can handle it mostly. but what really sucks are the canker sores. damn.....

no oral for you then 68. canker sores? puss mouth bastard

dickbombay 0

what a bitch): I hope she didn't get painkillers when she had you.

Ashes628 0

What?

That sucks cuz hydro are awesome. I have a script for norcos and take em as prescribed, but they are still the best.

That is definitely a person by person thing because all Norcos did for me when I was prescribed them is make me nauseous and a wee bit dizzy. I was still in excessive amounts of pain, only I felt like vomiting as well. I envy you if they actually help you in some way.

loserboii 11

Get a Tylenol PM and NiQuil you'll be fine

letitbe56 0

This isn't really that bad. When I had my wisdom teeth out I wasn't prescribed painkillers. The doc just told me to take acetominophen (NOT ibuprofen!!!) and I was fine. Just mild soreness around the stitches.

I see that you live in Canada where you can go to the store and buy Tylenol w/codeine in it

Who says I didn't know what a syringe was? It was just poorly worded. That is all.

tiffyxmac 0

ooh that sucks..