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Richmond24 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Gimme the drugs

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

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Parenting Fail.

you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

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That sucks. You're really missing out. I took Vicodin when I had my wisdom teeth out and it was wonderful... There are many days I wish I had a Vicodin.

cindy1973 0

why fyl? i had all 4 of mine out at once too, and they never gave me a prescription for anything, i didnt have any problems.

you're a loser.

you don't need it. dosent really hurt afterwards. or maybe I was just lucky. or maybe I had a better dentist then you.

amazingjane 0

are u an addict?

awww that does suck... shame on your mom... just go get it your self duh

time to start drinking real hard to numb the pain!

Did youn IQ drop.

34 you've got a bad attitude we don't need people like u on this site

Have you seen the rest of my comments on this site - not just on this FML? I gave my opinion. That's what commenting on this site is for. Don't like it? Don't read my comments. Kay, thanks.

ersa1802 0

awhh man, sounds like a time. feel better? ;)