Painful and Health: Gimme the drugs - FML

Gimme the drugs

By Richmond24 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

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Brettttt 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:20

Parenting Fail.

Richmond24 6

Friday 30 July 2010 2:25

you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

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RayeofSunshine 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:22

That sucks. You're really missing out. I took Vicodin when I had my wisdom teeth out and it was wonderful... There are many days I wish I had a Vicodin.

cindy1973 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:31

why fyl? i had all 4 of mine out at once too, and they never gave me a prescription for anything, i didnt have any problems.

cchristine 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:38

you're a loser.

SoLiD_DeViL 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:42

you don't need it. dosent really hurt afterwards. or maybe I was just lucky. or maybe I had a better dentist then you.

amazingjane 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:42

are u an addict?

LJack 2

Friday 30 July 2010 3:54

awww that does suck... shame on your mom... just go get it your self duh

suphumanity 0

Friday 30 July 2010 4:00

time to start drinking real hard to numb the pain!

doolflex 1

Friday 30 July 2010 4:02

Did youn IQ drop.

ttyl99 0

Friday 30 July 2010 4:09

34 you've got a bad attitude we don't need people like u on this site

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 30 July 2010 7:45

Have you seen the rest of my comments on this site - not just on this FML? I gave my opinion. That's what commenting on this site is for. Don't like it? Don't read my comments. Kay, thanks.

ersa1802 0

Friday 30 July 2010 4:11

awhh man, sounds like a time. feel better? ;)

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