suckishbf
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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iSitt 0
you've trained him well
FFML_314 12
At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.
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iSitt 0
you've trained him well
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
:D
Dudelike89 8
Does she expect more from him?
rocketeer_97 1
she sure did train him well. because he sounds like a pretty genuine guy !
callofduty4life 0
Is she too stupid to look before she sits?
mariazzz 5
he's def a keeper!
RaineLee 5
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I've decided to put down the toilet seat as her present, because she can't stop whining about it everyday. Even after, she still is. FML
Kawboy 1
atleast he remembered!! but hey I'd bitch about the nice things he does too!
ilovecheeer 0
seems like a great present to me..
Tess_fml 7
maybe for your next anniversary he'll wash his hands as well :0
liquidfireKAN 0
shit, that sucks... well for his bday giv him a bj and blow:p
littlemissFYL 5
you bitch, stop bitching, bitch.
cupcakemann95 7
I hate it when my brothers do that
alteregome 9
Contradicting. your dp is little miss sunshine, but you don't type like one.
angelpies 0
she's probably one of those girls who ALWAYS complains about toilet seats and men.
MissBunny25 0
just sit down, and take your whiz, you ungrateful bastard!
robbiboyo 0
funny how over half of these replies have nothing to do with the original comment theyre replying to and all the people just want their comment at the top.
Kawboy 1
thanks for that stunning report captian obvious! Glad to have you in our group!
Redneck42 0
don't get used to it
usbaby24 3
ydi for always expecting gifts a simple happy birthday is enuff for me but if he flushed and pulled down the seat i would show my appretiation cuz at least he thought of u and just maybe he will keep doing it if u acknowledge it so stop complaining plz
herbyderp 1
**** u smell like shitty bumhole
marissakmnn 0
well. happy birthday. :o
andres19 0
makes you wonder what he does for their anniversary
marissakmnn 0
yeah. :/
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
it's more like what happens when he forgets there anniversary xP Today, was boyfriend forgot our anniversary. FML. but it's technically FHL kuz she'll never stop bitchin' about it !! :)
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
**my** whoops xP
marissakmnn 0
I like your picture >.> mmm..tacos (;
Keffin 0
I wonder what'll happen on christmas.. he actually changes the toilet paper?
Accept 11
+1 for boyfriend.
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
-1 for you:)
paras0mnia 3
-2 for you :P
CitrusGirl 0
+1 xp for your boyfriend. Your boyfriend has leveled up! Your boyfriend wants to learn a new move, but he has to forget one... Your boyfriend has forgotten Remember Birthday and learned Put Down Seat!
LOLbomb 1
It's super effective!
ImaWiseGuy 5
it's the little things that capture their hearts....well played op's bf....
BugsBunny1 4
Girlfriend has fainted!
pinkp909 8
Awe how sweet.
hectik02 3
Good! he's learning
pablo132 3
your boyfriends a douche
Death_From_Above 0
what more do you want from him?
ackboy24 0
I agree
Doortje 30
It's my birthday too ^^ I hope I get better presents though :O
iLazy 0
Happy birthday. Your existence is your present, whether you choose to accept it or not.
sourgirl101 29
Happy Birthday! I'm an April baby too. Diamonds are our birth stone!!!(:
afdude87 6
happy bday
marissakmnn 0
I'll make sure to put the seat down. c:
CitrusGirl 0
I just turned 18 last Friday! You know why being born in April is great? 1- it's jazz appreciation month 2- it's national poetry month 3- you're birth stone is a diamond!
NineFishMffns_fml 0
Happy bday and sorry op, caca bf you have :d
c_r0924 0
Take what you can get!
FFML_314 12
At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.
c_r0924 0
That's definitely what I read the first time haha
RaineLee 5
14 - Me too!
paras0mnia 3
14 - Me three!
CateXOX 0
I read that his present was a toilet seat...