Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer, so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own now has stripes. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that someone left an open sharpie pen in the dryer. It left pen marks on everything inside of the dryer. Not just one or two pen marks, but nearly 1,000 on each article of clothing. FML
Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Why doesn't anyone control their little hellspawns anymore? Even my boys would know better.
claudiame 0
their parents need to pay for your stuff and u 'accidently' run their bikes over. now you're even
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zackd23 0
iluvsoftball is retarted.........
Sexymuah 0
And you're just as retarded for not learning how to spell. :)
machiko_fml 0
Well atleast they arent ruined! They just have stripes!
iheartowls 0
36- Your hair looks really cool!
ChildrenOfFilth 12
All you have to do is lay out some brownies with antifreeze added to the mix and you're problem's solved!
rebbee 0
Ahaha, your name fits this FML well. The 'children of filth' should pay... with their lives!! Muhuhahahaha!!!!
misfitSuperStar 0
Or, if you didn't want to KILL them, you could make laxative brownies. That way, they're miserable AND the parents will be, too.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Now you have bonus flair!
CitizenSnipz 0
I barely recognized my favorite poster on FML! Why'd you change yer pic? :c
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Thank you for the compliment. I was playing with the new app features and wanted to show off my babies. :] I need a new face pic anyhow.
rebbee 0
I LOVE the new pic! Too cute for words! So they are really posed like that, it's not just a cute net pic. Awwwwwww! :-)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yep! Thanks, rebbe. It's hard to get pics of them unless they're sleeping, or in this case, veeery sleepy. They're snuggle bugs then. :] Simon's the one looking at the camera; he's the more mischieveous one. Cody's the lazy fattie.
anorexicbarbie 8
Yeah because buying new work clothes is easy!
Richisme 0
Now draw a pony and you have a polo :)
BrookeBabe92 0
Same thing happened to my friend, but with chocolate that came out when she washed them again, so it wasn't that bad. FYL.
ghostdude99 0
******* n*#%€£s, seriously kids need punishment these days.
Taybabe2525 0
sucks
skyeyez9 25
If you know who the kids are, plot sweet revenge against all the little tards. If you walk past one texting, knock that phone out of their jands and stomp on it. ....oops, I tripped. Oh sorry about the phone (walk away).