Kids, Television and Parents: Exhausted parents can relate - FML

Exhausted parents can relate

By ajnmegs - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

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ThatOneCanadian 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:55

subconsciously you both must love my little pony

JocelynKaulitz 28

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:55

No big deal. You might be an adult, but you were a kid once...

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Inediblepeaches 15

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:57

Welcome to the herd.

hahasooo 2

Saturday 21 April 2012 3:01

i do the same thing.

mttemple 9

Saturday 21 April 2012 4:11

yup, watching kid shows will do that to you

kimg0885 23

Saturday 21 April 2012 6:21

My little pony is awesome

PoopingUnicorns 4

Saturday 21 April 2012 7:58

What's wrong with that?

Vicci_Love 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 9:29

DAAAMN straight.

tyedyegoddess 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 15:57

You are not alone... we have friends that know the music from my kid's shows and sometimes we realize there's no kid in the room and hasn't been for some time.

Twincest 11

Sunday 22 April 2012 1:23

you work hard: you deserved it! Bravo!

mentalkayse 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:22

Happens to me all the time. And when I try to change the channel, I'll catch my wife start to say "I'm watching that!"

kemando 22

Sunday 22 April 2012 14:23

You not a Brony? Noob.

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