Eat to the beat
Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML
Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
Today, I found out the medication my doctor gave me for depression is making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML
Today, after a year of diet and rigorous exercise, I've still gained weight. Confused, I went to my doctor. Apparently I have a thyroid condition he forgot to mention, and therefore haven't been on medication for, thus causing weight gain. FML
Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes a couple of weeks ago. The upside is that the diabetic meds I've been prescribed help with weight loss. The takeaway? Diarrhea. Lots and lots of diarrhea. FML
Today, I reached a total of three doctors, one therapist, one psychiatrist, and five prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML
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kodinbug 2
:( fail. Extreme fail and might cause fail. Not a good time
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Hmm, you have the choice of being depressed, or the choice of being fat and happy. Which will you pick? BUM BUM BUMMM!
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Comments (200)
greenmen 12
Guess depression is now the least of your problems now!
ForeverAloneGal 23
Department of Redundancy Department.
greenmen 12
One best medicine for all run!
ForeverAloneGal 23
Need a mood stabilizer that helps you lose weight? Topiramate. You may go anorexic... And you'll be lethargic. But, skinny!
cami197934 3
Oh ya!!! That's really healthy! Idiot
thecovert 7
Wow, that's depressing. Now you'll need another med.
TrippingOnAcid 29
It's a good thing your depression isn't weight-related.
coried91 28
Where does it say that?
J_Shorty_17 6
All anti-depressants, or at least a large majority, make you gain weight. Just eat accordingly and exercise, if of course that isn't why you are depressed. I have taken some before for a while, I didn't really gain that much weight, and once I was off, I just did a lot of exercise :) Try not to stress about it too much, you can always lose the weight, if you gain any!
mibrahim01 0
Switch to junk food. Same result but so much more delicious
mosquito19 14
i can see being fat can be depressing
diva239 8
Change meds. Theres heaps out there. You will end up more depressed when you get over weight and that's not good.
JasbAngel_fml 2
Time to find something that has "severe weight lost" To even it out