Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom came in my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Out of pure instinct, from hours of doing this to my girlfriend in this exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother-son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go" before I let her leave. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Top comments
mzrobinson 13
Your mom kisses you on the lips? O.O
mydadpulledout 17
Freudian slip! Just with actions, a bit more creepy.
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Comments (69)
KilaKika 24
Did you just cheat on your girlfriend with your mom...?
RedPillSucks 33
Silly. It's not cheating, if it's with your mom.
GrinchFu1 27
Hey, mistakes happen. Try to look on the bright side... at least your mom wasn't way into it! This could have ended much worse. If she didn't try to slip her tongue in your mouth then this whole situation is salvageable!
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Oh dear god no >
reaxion 25
Dafuq? Hope you didn't use tongue
sscookie 13
am i the only one who thinks its weird when parents kiss their kids on the mouth?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No, you aren't. There's a huge thread up at the beginning of the comments where people discussed this.
fat_snooki_lol 6
Wincest.
Xeserx 8
I doubt it was on the lips, op never said that. Could have been on the chicks which is why she would be able to say "let go" still FYL
Altar_fml 2
Did you stick your tongue in and began grabbing her ass?
Blavock 12
That's one way to start the day
jrock9093 18
Awkward anyone oh wait yeah you the mommas boy lmao lame
measday21 5
Ewww awkward