Troll and Geek: Don't feed the trolls

Don't feed the trolls

By pathetic - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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Killer_fel 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:27

Yeah! My I knew my comment was accurate!

HighGTurn 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:27

Karma biatch

Comments

katiedoll6 7

Tuesday 24 April 2012 9:42

Karmas a bitch

pbonham 22

Tuesday 24 April 2012 9:52

This is motivation for you to get your life on track!!

trueblue170 13

Tuesday 24 April 2012 10:03

YDI, trolls are the scum of the Internet. -_-

Brutalitus 2

Tuesday 24 April 2012 12:12

umad?

sweetbeast43 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 12:17

That's a heartbreaker.

Loly19 8

Tuesday 24 April 2012 12:23

If you know the ups and downs of your life... Why don´t you at least make the effort to change?? And if at least you tried... Why be depressed?? Not your fault life's a bitch