Delays expected
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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton
Try watching three movies in a row waiting to take off. Only to find out you won't be going anywhere.
Maybe it was a mechanic taking extra time to make sure you had a safe flight. Delays do suck, but it's better to be sure everything is good before you leave the ground.... there's no pulling over at that altitude.
Then what happened? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight? Did the chair you were sitting in fly through the ******* air? Did it land in a place that you wanted to be, but was too far to travel to without sitting in a chair in the sky? YDI because you suck.
Ouch. That's happened to me before. Someone had a medical emergency and had to get off before we took off. That's fine. But their whole family got off too. And the airline had to take alllll their luggage off. There were, like, eight people in total getting off the plane.
oh no, someone had a bad accident requiring medical attention, and their family very rudely got off the plane to go to hospital with this person. dont get me started on that dastardly airline company taking their luggage off the plane rather than send it to another country without the owners on the plane, that's horrible. I hope you got some sort of compensation for the difficult time you must have endured through this family's suffering! get over it
Just be grateful you didn't get the line "I'm sorry but the in flight entertainment system only operates once we are in the air"
What happened next? Did you fly? Did you part take in the miracle of human flight? Did you sit in a chair in the sky? (Louis C.K.)
I get your frustration. But hopefully the movie you watched only took 1,5 hour. And if that is the case, your delay wasn't that long!
was it a **** movie??
Person A: I watched a movie about snakes on a plane! Person B: what was it about? Person A: Horses. Horses on a bus.
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Was it a good movie?
at least you had a movie to watch. not the blank scene outside your tiny window