FML : Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across...

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Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BikerBuddy / Friday 14 May 2010 01:11 / France

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By therevolution | 0

#993043 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:12

poor kid imagine the life he has from now on...everytime he bends over to tie his shoes he's gonna be all paranoid....0.o

By xSkyful | 0

#993015 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:05

YDI for not making sure

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By xSkyful | 0

#993015 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:05

YDI for not making sure

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icecreammintz | 0

#2936068 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:22

WTF THAT WASNT ME!!!! wtf= wow thats fantastic

By DrDiamond | 0

#993019 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:05

your an asswhole poor kid

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Takaishi | 0

#3326330 - Thursday 22 September 2011 3:58

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By pertained | 12

#993022 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:06

think before you smash.

By sc95060sc | 0

#993026 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:07

hit him again, knocking him out, and bike off like hell

By gzmn91 | 6

#993030 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:09

Agreed with 1.
Complete idiot.
I hope you got what you deserved :)

By TheVanGirlsing | 0

#993032 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:09

OP you sound like a typical, beast like virgin. go get laid and loosen up a bit.

at first I was like 
then i was like 
now im 

By DrDiamond | 0

#993033 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:10

I meant asshole

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reneekangaroo | 7

#4879323 - Friday 31 August 2012 6:16

Today I bent over to tie my shoe. Out of nowhere, this psycho comes and knocks me over by slamming a helmet on my head. FML

By pertained | 12

#993034 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:10

making a teen cry?

By FYMcNuggetts | 0

#993037 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:11

ween

By Nylecroc | 0

#993039 - Friday 14 May 2010 9:11

Did you yell out HULK SMASH! I would have

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