Cheeky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say, "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 081
You deserved it 3 199

Top comments

okay so I know it's wrong to be mugged and whatever, but it's pretty funny that he texted back saying that, amirite? :P

Comments

hahahahahahahahahahaha *will never stop laughing* !! hahahha !

a robber and a comedian!! how much more of a tool can u be

Have u stopped to think that maybe your BF actually texted that to make you leave him alone? Hmmm...just a suggestion.

Ur boyfriend probably just sent that so you'd get the hint to leave him alone!

how is this an fml? he got robbed, not you.. besides, don't you think you should tell the police this instead of posting it on fml? after all, cell phones can be tracked.

Theoretically, that's true, but you have to understand that the police literally just don't care about this stuff.

Well, at least the mugger had the courtesy to tell you that you're boyfriend got mugged :D

You deserved it because this isn't an FML. This is an F HIS life.