Chain of command

By braceforcarnage - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got broken up with. In a text message. She texted my grandma, who then had to forward said text to me. I got broken up via grandma. FML
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brivielle 15

The lowest one. She had to skip two generations. Swell.

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cdawg69 10

now OP.. times is tough.. ya gotta ask yourself...Is Grandma available?

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jimmer23 21

Nobody wants that... Seems wildly immature.

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1dvos_grl3 21

11, wow that's stupid. watch the guy be a catfish, bet she'd feel like an idiot then!

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ShadowlessSpear 21

I'd hate to date a catfish.

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erockinthesuburb 17

Yeah, whiskers aren't really attractive.

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silvercamaro 22

Your grandma should've just to her to F off

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TPrice21 2

That's...creative, sure, we'll call it creative. Sorry OP

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gemstone586 12

cowardly, you meant. that's the word you were looking for. damn auto correct

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tayymeds 23

Gotta keep grandma in the loop somehow, right?

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hard_candy 25

at least grandma didn't forward the text to everybody.

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Acacia21 23

Hopefully your grandma likes to bake comfort foods.

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awkwardology 23

Your grandma is tech-savvy enough to forward a text? Mine doesn't know how to turn on her phone.

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Ki11erC 18

What's this phone thing you're on about, back in my day....

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JMichael 25

Back in my day we had to write letters. Then we had to walk to the post office and back up hill both ways just to be able to send it!

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

The grandmother may only be in her 50s if OP is a teen. Which I hope he is based on the maturity of the ex.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

My grandparents are 60 and 62 (I'm 19) and both text :)

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jelrid 30

And in the current day, I still like to send people letters. It's just more personal that way!

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