redneckpunk
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Schaumburg, United States
Cause for concern
Today, during a date with my girlfriend, I found out you can hiccup hard enough to convince someone that you're having a seizure. FML
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TheFangedDonut 13
I hope you SEIZE control of those hiccups! Anyone? No? Ok
mellajella 14
Well hopefully they go away, but I won't hold my breath.
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mellajella 14
Well hopefully they go away, but I won't hold my breath.
pimrol 16
or you can be that unlucky guy that becomes the world record holder of longest consecutive hiccups (right now its over 20 years consecutive)
nataliewby 25
#15, Isn't there a guy who hiccuped for 68 years straight though?
KingBobtheThird 16
33, it was actually 69 years. No joke.
psychopolarbear 28
69 years? That sounds like a very long time to be that deep in the pits of hiccup hell.
Brandi_Faith 34
I absolutely hate the hiccups! I can't imagine having them for longer than 15 minutes let alone years. It's a wonder those people didn't go insane.
Radgears47 23
Somebody Osborn hiccuped for 68 or 86 years i believe
devildog562 33
Well at least you didn't choke or seize. All you had was a embarrassing situation that everyone will forget, or remember forever.
pwnman 33
Just give her a HICkey later to make it up!
shutupshane12 12
I don't think you are on the same page
Fugiman147 12
I hate the hiccups! One time, my professor asked me to leave the room because they kept interrupting him!
TheFangedDonut 13
I hope you SEIZE control of those hiccups! Anyone? No? Ok
thefmlman2011 37
I get it. i chuckled
delude 26
Unless you were flailing around or something, I really don't get how a hiccup could be mistake for a seizure
tournamentdecide 33
Typically hiccups make you twitch or jerk. Most people haven't seen seizures and probably jumped to conclusions.
michaelm1290 23
6, just a little fyi--not every seizure is the stereotypical "flopping around like a fish" type seizure (tonic-clonic seizures). For example, look into absence seizures, which often simply involves staring spells. Also, there are seizures that involve just a muscle jerk (myoclonic seizure).
cek727 16
I've had people think that my fainting spells are seizures. Embarrassing. Most aren't truly educated on what kinds of seizures there are and what the signs are for each type. They base it on what they see on TV.
eyebrowzzz 21
Well I assume you didn't take your leisurely time while in your state of panic ;)
slutfactory 17
What?
hanselleemoss 6
If she's the one who thought you were having a seizure, It's kind of sweet that your girlfriend cares about you that much to worry. (:
flamingarrow59 21
you would have to be pretty cold hearted not care if you saw someone having a seizure
tdawg91 17
That's not sweet, that's common decency, she's be a bit of a mole if she didn't help
ihartmytdi 23
My mother gets the worst hiccups. I swear you can hear them echo down the road. Hopefully yours weren't anything more than one loud "HUP", OP. But by the sounds of it that wasn't the case :P
abNormal62 23
Wow they must be one hell of a hiccup!!! What happens when you ******? Do they call an ambulance?