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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Guelph, Canada

Box this!

Today, a woman started giving me grief because we didn't have any Boxing Day sales. As I explained to her that dollar stores don't usually have sales, she tried to lamp me. It ended by her getting dragged out of the store. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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The dollar store is expensive... GIVE THE WOMAN A SALE!

Wow, it's already a $1...does she want you to pay her to take it?

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By the way/ Not everything in the dollar store is actually a dollar. I bought a Christmas apron once, for an old friend of mine, at a dollar store. I forget how much I paid but I know that the apron didn't cost a dollar.

OMG that's so funny

People get delirious during the holiday season

Boxing Day - she's doing it wrong. But seriously, at least it ended with HER getting dragged out and not you. Here in America, it would probably be the other way around, because "the customer is always right." >.<

That's just a ******* shame. I'd be embarrassed for her. It's a dollar store, how much cheaper would she like the shit to be?

Good thing she just lamped you, she always could've penised you hard

Lamp you? What does that even mean?

She tried to "lamp" you? What does that even mean? I hope you'e ok OP.

That cant be good for business

Lamp you? Sounds like she was a bit shady.