Dani
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Bon appetit
Today, I woke up feeling awful and decided to make myself a nice egg omelette with bacon, toast and fresh fruit. As I went to eat it, I stubbed my toe and dropped it all on the floor. My dogs were very happy about that. FML
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irwingiggles 26
at least you could make them happy
Duh_0811 17
At least your dogs were kind enough to clean it up for you.
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patrickalamo 48
Reload and try again
DocBastard 40
The good news is that eggs usually come in packs of 12 so you should have more, and bacon comes in packages of...bacon comes in...bacon... Wait, what was I walking about? Oh right, bacon. Mmmmmmmm bacon...
accidentprone41 3
I'm honestly curious, is there a way to make an omelette without eggs? If there isn't, is it not redundant to call it an egg omelette?
brookiesawr 11
I'm not the only one who caught that!?
wvcheesehead 13
Probably just referring to the number, I would think this omelette would only be made with one egg.
vikky538 29
happiness lives in sharing and giving
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Aw sad day, and that sounded so delicious too.
Niedermayer_20 12
Been there, done that!
val_is_lame97 12
what a shame, but hey, i bet the dogs were happy! feel better OP
Azang7 14
Well at least you didn't have to clean it up.
OMG_132 9
Hope u didn't have grapes in that fruit or else another FML from u is on the way. (Dogs can't eat grapes)
otecasacid 22
my dogs eat grapes, chocolate, onions, etc. all the time, all the foods that are "warned" are deadly. My dogs are 12 pounds. The amount of said lethal substance consumed has to be extreme, the "OD" amount if you will. Some dogs are more sensitive than others, my labrador ate a whole platter of chocolate based christmas cookies one year, and she died due to bone cancer 9 years later, not due to chocolate.
CaptainCookie 8
26, I had a pomeranian who ate a whole bag of halloween candy and was fine. I had another pom who had a single bite of chocolate cake and started vomiting up blood within hours. It all depends on the dog, but that doesn't mean that you should take any chances. I'd rather deprive them of a few possible treats than have to pay another thousand dollar vet bill or end up with a dead pet.
vlalam 24
no good deed goes unrewarded