Dani
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Bon appetit
Today, I woke up feeling awful and decided to make myself a nice egg omelette with bacon, toast and fresh fruit. As I went to eat it, I stubbed my toe and dropped it all on the floor. My dogs were very happy about that. FML
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irwingiggles 26
at least you could make them happy
Duh_0811 17
At least your dogs were kind enough to clean it up for you.
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irwingiggles 26
at least you could make them happy
kristabelli 19
Awww OP that sucks. :( I may have cried.
kristabelli 19
(If that had happened to me, that is.)
Duh_0811 17
At least your dogs were kind enough to clean it up for you.
SkyGuy32 17
At least she didn't decide to bake a chocolate cake instead.
Im2Shy 16
Just one of the perks of having dogs, anytime food is dropped they are always there and willing to clean that up for you every time. I'm sure they enjoyed their special surprise breakfast.
topher5110 7
some of them will even clean up they're own vomit or poo! so handy!
birdybirdchirp 18
sure it might have been for you & you feel sick but seeing my dogs happy always makes me feel pretty good.
TheGolfGTI 24
Not the most egg-cellent way to start the day...
cadillacgal79 32
That was an okay pun, I'll give you a thumbs up for that. Don't worry OP everybody has days where the world just hates us, at least you didn't have to clean up the mess. :)
quickit 24
It looks like OP is on the verge of cracking.
Oyas12 14
guys, these types of yokes aren't even cracking me up. Seriously, this can't be your boiling point.
skyjayq 10
these puns are quite punny
Norja 33
As they say, one man's trash is another's treasure. Or in this case dogs'...
isabellasimone 18
We have bad days sometimes, it's okay OP!
worldclassrager 41
Doggone it!
chosha_fml 27
Hope your day improves, OP. The dogs are probably feeling like they had the best start to the day ever, and that you are their fairy breakfast dropper.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
It'll get better OP, don't stress it to much it happens to the best of us sometimes.