Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Gunplay 6
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Miss_Michaela 10
If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.
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Comments (208)
imbeterthanu 6
U deserve it for being a dumb **** who can't see the way things are I hate people like u who are ignorant as a stool I sit on
imbeterthanu 6
i AGREE WITH TIS COMENT!!!
billyme 4
Seriously? You're the classic example of people who think they're so smart but aren't really. P.S. It's "the stool"... I seriously hope English isn't your first language. Unfortunately, I'd bet a good amount of money that it is.
Vegeto30294 19
Don't worry. Natural Selection will deal with you shortly.
coolprince 0
**** her man and **** her brother
cjrand 7
Devil's threeway!
sethrandall 0
Beat his ace!
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe he's both.
zenrael 21
If ur not tapping that ass someone else is.
doodoo10 10
what a bitch!
ImFaawkinAmazin 5
Lmfaooooo. How in the hell did you not know that!? I don't understand.
perdix 31
Didn't you notice that she spent a lot of time with her hand in the bucket of popcorn on her "brother's" lap, and never ate any popcorn?
Argumental_Rhino 8
Haha me too, Danny the Yeti.