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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Big book of baby names
Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML
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wafflemonger 0
Is your mom Sarah Palin?
diskincluded 0
I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P
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gundam_fml 0
i dont get it
16_011 0
now his life is ******. um does he have a middle name?
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yeah it's "ic"
Kiwiwi_fml 0
**** your life? **** HIS!
Jackthestripper 0
It's not your life that's ******.
alice77_fml 0
i'm thinking "titty" as the ideal nickname. or "****" on second thought. i think that's an fhl not fml though, imagine the teasing he's gonna get.
fretforyerlatte 0
yeah wow. that sucks. my husband wanted to name our child Thor. fortunately for me she wound up being a girl, thus ending the argument.
WingZero88 0
HEY! My name is Thor and i never had any problems, what r u implying?
KaitiMarie 0
that's freakin weird. Thor is a comic book name; you've seriously never been picked on??
ArielTheMermaid 17
Ew why Thor?
mootoo31 6
My dad wanted to name me attilla, because my last name is Chun. So I would be attilla the Chun.
evamusical 12
There people who name their child violence, adolf hitler (first name!) and tahoola-does-the-hoola-on-hawai.
lizlala 15
Actually, Thor is a really normal name in Scandinavia.... and it's not a comic book character, it's a god in Norse mythology.
monnanon 14
Thor is a fantastic name as is titan. better than another aiden or kaiden or jaiden.
gamer338 3
the sheer fact that people actually think thor comes from the comics astounds me. i cant believe people are actually that stupid
MechaMew2 0
15 years from now: "Today, my name is "Titan." FML.
lili555_fml 0
lol wow look into the future XD
redbluegreen 41
At least it's not your name.
Skooma 0
That's an awsome name! I would kill to be reborn for a name like that...?
SenorLanky 0
Titan is fricking awesome. I want to call my son Thor or Aeneas...
WingZero88 0
My names Thor and ive had a frickin awesome life in school
Apollo_Kilgannon 4
I think that Aeneas is a bit too much like "Anus"... But other than that those names are hella badass