Ballsy move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Franklin

Today, I finally got the balls to ask the girl of my dreams out, but all I could talk about was my two cats. FML
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Cats got your tongue?

It happens, everyone experiences anxiety and having nothing to say. Just try to relax next time and be yourself, eventually you'll gradually grow more comfortable around her

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It happens, everyone experiences anxiety and having nothing to say. Just try to relax next time and be yourself, eventually you'll gradually grow more comfortable around her

Cats got your tongue?

I would have loved to hear about your cats! It would have been a good icebreaker for me, but she may be different.

If "different" means "lame" then yes.

neuronerd 28

His talking about his two cats was one of the reasons I asked my boyfriend out. Cats are the best. I rate your date conversation 10/10.

at least she knows you like pussy

That could have worked, if she were into cats. If not, you just choked on a big hairball.

Omg I'd love to sit and listen to stories about cats

I'm sure she got the hint.

RobertELeon 4

You should have asked to fist her.

How is this a bad thing? I love cats!