Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Back to school for the lucky few
Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML
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jackiemora 18
Maybe surprise party later? Who knows.
twiride 12
Ouch. Sorry op, happy birthday!
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Ambient25 25
There was this girl named Helga who used to have a creeper that would breath heavily behind her back. She used to punch him in the face. Too bad she never got with her crush Arnold though...
ComoEsJuan 24
I think I know who you are talking about...didn't they pick on a stoop kid once?
Ambient25 25
yeah, she had a lil Asian friend named Phoebe too
zaylazayn 12
At least someone cares
Chazzzor 10
Happy birthday! Not all occasions get the attention we want, but the week isn't over yet. You can still do something for yourself that makes you happy.
HortonThelephant 15
Sounds like a hairy situation to be in op. Stay away from this guy. Far, far away!
whatthefreshhell 15
I've had that problem before, so I decided to just become my own best friend. happy birthday, op.
EVnIAS 13
I tried that too but then one night I had a few drinks and got a bit handsie and turned into a night of passion and well the friendship was never the same after that...
bReLiNg 18
Creepers.... They are everywhere! You should get a buddy to utilize the buddy system with! Happy birthday btw :)
Ambient25 25
enough with the "buddy system", this isn't the military....
egrudy 9
Awe how sweet!
mbe0027 5
YDI for not having a Facebook with your birthday listed, so that people actually can wish you HBD! Sheesh, actually remembering a birthday? That's so 20th century... Just kidding. Happy birthday!
SS99_fml 20
That is beyond creepy...but hey but at least he remembered!! :) Happy Birthday OP, maybe it'll be a funny story you can tell your grandchildren haha
Star1707 6
Lol happy birthday