Roommate, Social Media and Twitter: Annoyed

Alright...so it's like reading her mind! If you really are being annoying, you can use her inner thoughts to help you be a better person. You could be the best friend ever!

SickSickSick7511 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:34

It's only a matter of time before this happens with the Shh Don't Tell Steve page.

Hoshimoto89 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:36

My roommate stares at me at night! Not that bad

539533 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:50

hahahahahah, thtsfunny

WhatDidYouSay0 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:52

just stop giving her stuff to complain about

pyromcr 3

Monday 1 February 2010 4:59

well then you suck

slushpuppy123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:37

Well you just used FML to complain about her so I don't see the issue.

slushpuppy123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:41

Look on the bright side, at least she can fit how much she hates you into only 140 characters!

BoW2Me 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:42

Anyone else think this doesn't deserve to be considered an fml? I mean cmon now.

little_bit_crazy 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:54

is she making up the stuff she is complaining about? or is it true?.....are you complaining about her complaining?..

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Today, I told my stepdad 3 times not to unload my new stove by himself, being worried about both the appliance and his bad back. When I came back to the car two minutes later, he'd taken the stove out and was wondering where that huge scratch on the side might have come from. FML

I agree, your life sucks 817

You deserved it 90

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 251

You deserved it 7 781

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Today, while on a first date, we ran into a street performer dressed as a clown. I have a phobia of clowns, so I froze in place for a solid 30 seconds before moving away as fast as I could. She spent the rest of the date looking at me oddly, then afterwards said we weren’t going to work out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 432

You deserved it 198

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 855

You deserved it 9 073

Today, my hubby found it funny to draw a smiling face out of nail polish on his penis. He found it much less funny when I had to use nail polish remover to take it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 652

You deserved it 156

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 522

Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 521

You deserved it 3 747

Today, I got laid off. I abandoned my friends, my boyfriend and moved 10 hours away for this job because my uncle convinced me to. My uncle is my employer. FML

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