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A different kind of wind

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Yay! Im not the only one!

katiebearr10 0

I farted after I read this xD

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punkin_26 16

I completely agree with #38. I havent laughed like that in weeks.

Felix_Felicis15 8

YESS BASSOON! Or an English Horn! He could create a double reed trio! :D

3- time for you to get a boyfriend or a girlfriend I think it's going to girlfriend you big ass lesbian..... Stop using a vibrater

how is this an FML? That is just funny. If my husband did something like that, I'd lmao, then post it on Facebook.

He's a keeper

Hey it's a result...

i am laying in bed everyone sleeping and now the entire house hold thinks in am a lunatic. why you ask, well thats very simple, i just roared into uncontrollable laughter...be sure to thank your husband for me i have had a really crappy week and i needed that.

kind of hope I'm not the only one who wants to try this now lmaooo

Absolute hero!