Nearly FMLs

By reality645 - 16/02/2016 01:20 - United States

Today, choosing to come back to work when dealing with two family funerals and traveling to see them . Then finding out that your boyfriend been cheating with a girl from same job. FML

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By TITANZ - 16/02/2016 01:20 - Egypt - G?za

Today i bought a PS4 after almost 6 months of saving, i played for 1 hour ONLY when my TV broke, and i couldn't play anymore. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2016 01:20 - United States - Tampa

Today, My cousin sent me a message saying that he was in love with me. Then, proceeding that he sent me a picture of his penis. I wish I had some brain bleach to unsee the image. FML

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By woeisme - 16/02/2016 00:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, my boyfriend screamed at me for not taking the way home he wanted to go, and has yet to speak to me since. It's been 6 hours. FML

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By sunny_moonbeam - 16/02/2016 00:44 - United States - Union City

Today, my parents decided to take the family out for a very expensive evening and dinner. It wasn't until after when they told me we wouldn't be doing anything for my birthday. We've had my birthday plans set up for a month. FML.

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By lizzrcx - 16/02/2016 00:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to school and found out my only friend has been going out with my crush of over a year and forgot to tell me. FML

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By bluewallflower - 16/02/2016 00:23 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I fell on ice because a customer refused to move from his door step because he was afraid of falling on the ice. He yelled at me because his soda was shaken and his pizza squished and got no tip and a bruised hip. FML.

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By Oozle97 - 16/02/2016 00:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my computer's hard drive decided to crap out on me. After many feeble attempts to get it working again, I'm almost positive that it can't be brought back, just like every one of my files on it, along with backups. FML

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By Lost keys - 16/02/2016 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my keys were stolen from me at the supermarket. I had to walk home only to be locked out for 3 hours. During those there hours I saw my house being broken into. FML

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By Dilexar - 16/02/2016 00:06 - United States - Copperas Cove

Today, I only had a week left of my Xbox Gold subscription, so I bought three more months. Excited, I told my girlfriend about it and she broke down in tears. Apparently she had already bought me more, and was gonna surprise me with the card. FML

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By got-the-flu - 16/02/2016 00:02 - United States - Morgantown

Today, I found out that I have the flu and can't go to classes for a week. This is after I got the flu vaccine and maxed out my vitamin C intake because I have 3 tests this week that I can't afford to do bad on. FML

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By xabeix - 15/02/2016 23:56 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my boyfriend and I went to watch Deadpool for Valentine's day. We're parents of a 6 month old baby, so we don't often go out. We had planned this date weeks ago. The employee at the ticket booth directed us into the wrong theater. We noticed 45 minutes later, when the movie started. FML

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By bad interview - 15/02/2016 23:51 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was up for a job interview at a bank as he was asking me a question I had to go to the bathroom, after a while it went away, turns out from all the stress I had I pissed myself and I'm pretty sure he saw it. FML

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By savage - 15/02/2016 23:46 - United States - La Verne

Today, I am single. Last night I had the best sex of my life and learned it was break up sex. On Valentine's. FML

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By Crackkid24 - 15/02/2016 23:37 - United States - Millville

Today, i decided to tell the girl who's my best friend that i like her a lot and am really interested in her. She told me to stop kidding around and no matter how many times i assured her I was being serious, she said no im not. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 23:37 - United States - Medina

Today, I owe the IRS over $2,000 because of someone else's mistake. All I got was "sorry". Wonderful. I'm glad to know you're sorry. Makes everything better. FML.

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By my_life1 - 15/02/2016 23:35 - United States - Denver

Today, at my job I was told to find the cbs sports channel and I was flipping through all the channels and it turned out to be a bunch of porn channels. It showed up in the bar on a big screen tv. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 23:29 - United States - New York

Today, I was doing a really long organic chemistry experiment in lab. After several hours, I got impatient and went on to the next step too soon. This caused it to explode, and now I have to start over. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 23:28 - United States - Mclean

Today, my boss grabbed my hand, placed it upon a sleeping female coworker's left boob, snapped a picture on his phone, and casually walked away. FML

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By Ifuckedthefeartu - 15/02/2016 23:05 - United States - Round Hill

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally both comfortable with having sex for the first time ever. Until my brother loudly knocked on the door, to ironically talk about his boyfriend. Completely killing the mood. FML

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By momo - 15/02/2016 23:00 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, i was planning to ask out my best friend, a woman. Right as I was about to tell her, some other guy came up and asked her out. She said yes. She's talking to me about him right now, and its tearing me apart. Fml

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By happy vday - 15/02/2016 22:48 - United States - Denver

Today, my fiancée dumped me less than a week after he proposed. Happy Valentine's Day. Fml

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By NickACD - 15/02/2016 22:34 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I am able to sympathize with women on their periods as a hemorrhoid popped while I was at school. It then bled through my underwear and created a very noticeable red stain on my jeans. FML

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By times run out - 15/02/2016 22:32 - New Zealand - Paradise

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed his space and needed to be on his own today. This would have been okay if I wasn't leaving tomorrow for 2 months. FML.

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 22:22 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my co-workers admired my "valentines day present", a fat lip and bruise on my chin. No, my husband didn't hit me, but the stairs did when I drunkenly fell running after my dogs. FML

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By livk98 - 15/02/2016 22:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend of almost 2 years broke up with me. Over text. While I'm on vacation. FML

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By Firecrotch - 15/02/2016 22:06 - United States - Saint Paul

Today while watching TV and eating snacks my boyfriend and I started fooling around and he started going down on me. Seconds into it I realized he was eating Hot Cheetos, it still stings. FML

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By fhbiii - 15/02/2016 22:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I decided to try and go into my gfs butthole on "accident" because she says she's always full of shit. Let's just say that I learned to trust her the hard way. FML

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By itscomplicated - 15/02/2016 21:41

Today, I decided to go forward with my affair. I met the guy online and decided to meet at the local bar. Everything was going great. He decided to take me back to his place. Turns out he lives down the street from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 21:39 - United States - Piqua

Today, after 7 years and two kids, my boyfriend broke up with me for tattoos I've had the entirety of our relationship. FML

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Today, my family surprised me for my birthday by showing up with a chocolate cake and my ex-boyfriend from back home. They all forgot I'm allergic to chocolate, that I broke up with him about a year ago, and that he’s been trying to win me back ever since. FML

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Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML

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Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

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