Love, Your everyday life stories

neverunderstood This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff San Pietro In Casale, Italy

Drive

Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway between our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking, eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Ville-d'avray, France 🌶️ Spicy

Be careful tonight!

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML

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Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Arlington, United States

Denial

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

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mrdentist This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Late stage Lucy Letby

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Dallas, United States

Yuletide log

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

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kirrby This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Peaceful

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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Just an Exam This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff United States

Final exam

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Oh, totally

Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML

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kubbyp This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Ottawa, Canada

Up to date

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Unbelievable

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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happysingleone This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Left behind

Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML

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m…… This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Smells like strip spirit

Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one, he responded with, "That's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML

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kingpin9219 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Public freakout

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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Anonymous 3 December 2025, 15:00

You made me realise

Today, my boyfriend and I were together for 10 months when he told me I’m the only person he’s ever been with who’s made him feel safe and able to be vulnerable and open up for the first time… and made him realise he has trauma to work through. He then dumped me on the spot so he could work through it. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Valid reason?

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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DL06 This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Oh well…

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Anonymous 29 November 2025, 00:00

Too little, too late

Today, after a few years of not feeling ready since my daughter born, I went to my ex's apartment to tell her I am ready to be a dad. Turns out she moved out, two years ago, and left me forwarding address for me. I tried calling her phone. The number was disconnected. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Houston, United States

Song sung blue

Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

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duped This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

The horror!

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

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myrie This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

What just happened?

Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML

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bunnyyy This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Disrespect to the max

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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Anonymous 18 November 2025, 03:00

Reasonable

Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Happy memories

Today, on our first holiday together, my boyfriend decided to spend his time reminiscing about having come here once with his ex. He then decided to go type up an email to her about it. FML

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B-Ry This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

One of those people

Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML

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50sStyle This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff Hartland, United States

Dude…

Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Disrespect

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Atlanta, United States

Unhappy Birthday

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Napier, New Zealand

Weirdo

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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pixiegirl This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Heartbreak Hotel

Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

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Anonymous 2 November 2025, 03:00

Policy of truth

Today, I spent some time talking to a girl I'm interested in. All signs point to a "no" if I asked her out, but the repeated shifts between chatting like we're the only people on Earth, to feeling like she doesn't know I exist when I randomly experience radio silence, is an emotional rollercoaster I'd like to end. FML

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