FML - The follow-up

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

OhHeySlogan Say more :
I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.
By OhHeySlogan / Sunday 6 November 2011 18:24 / United States
By jeremiah / Sunday 6 November 2011 08:21 / Australia

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

By wellthisisawkward80 / Sunday 6 November 2011 05:15 / United States
FML - The follow-up

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

XxFA1LxX Say more :
It was a deflection. It's not like I was stupid enough to purposely shoot on my own net.
By XxFA1LxX / Sunday 6 November 2011 05:14 / Canada
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