Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML
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ak_6694 16
Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP
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browneyedgirl52 13
I'd say urine trouble then!
mmoroney9 5
Well hey, thats the mystical land of the wild drunk.
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mmoroney9 5
Well hey, thats the mystical land of the wild drunk.
abu4u 26
Poker addiction is real!
M3DIC4T3 29
Aside from a poker addiction, did anyone else consider the fact that this whole peeing on herself thing may be a fetish? I mean every time she's there, she pees on herself? That's really weird behavior, even for an addict, and it's disgusting.
Ameel_fml 19
Sadly, the behavior isn't that strange. My mum ended up quitting her job as a cleaner at a pokies place because it was faaaaar too common for customers to piss and shit themselves while on the pokies, and (sometimes deliberately) leave it to the cleaners to clean up. It didn't matter how many times they'd ban someone for doing it, the next day there would be another pisser or shitter there to ruin everyone's day.
browneyedgirl52 13
I'd say urine trouble then!
Bakarra 22
I've had about enough of that piss poor pun...
lolfood 24
Seriously, these puns are beginning to piss me off.
not_a_robot 15
I tried to think of a pun, but my mind just pissed out on me.
ak_6694 16
HA! I like the punnery
laurenasabutton 26
How can she possibly be comfortable doing that? Surely sitting in one's own urine is uncomfortable and distracting. Playing on your favourite machine hardly seems worth that.
GrammarNazis 6
She could be mentally ill, which would make sense
lincolnkite 6
My roommate does this. He will not leave our room for days. Really scary stuff.
EsotericBrent 29
I thought I had it bad, I feel so sorry for you.
Cupcake040 17
A lot of people that go to casinos believe that all of the machines have a set amount of plays till the machine plays out. So whoever op is talking about probably believes that if they leave then someone will steal their win, a lot of people wear diapers too..... Ew
kingdrizzt 5
@GrammarNazis *Sense. Shame on you.
laurenasabutton 26
36, what were you even correcting?
Yousuck24 21
I think #36 was referring to the fact that #9 forgot the full stop at the end of their sentence.
ak_6694 16
Trust me, some of these people reach a zombie-like state. Everyone else around her could be robbed at gunpoint and she, along with her zombie kin, wouldn't blink an eye. -OP
Minou_fml 22
Is it at all possible to ban her? Or at least issue a warning to maybe encourage her to get it together? That's pretty unsanitary, and unsafe for the other patrons, no matter how much you clean it... On the other hand, you have to admire her dedication.
darkmis1 17
Yeah I'd definitely ban her. A bar is a public place, and public urination is illegal. Maybe the owners are overlooking it because of how much money she puts into the machine.
ak_6694 16
Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP
darkmis1 17
I'm sorry, OP. Maybe try filing a complaint of some sort? Or do as other commenters have suggested and offer to watch her seat?
kenyrabit 25
Two words. Adult diapers. Free at the bar with the purchase of a drink!
Pleonasm 35
It's her lucky (bi)det! She hit the jackpot.
Jovecove 13
Not today pleonasm, not today...
Paris25_fml 11
What do we say to the god of death?
GrammarNazis 6
Well I'd be pissed off.....
Imhere4fml 24
For a grammar Nazi, you forgot the coma after "Well."
kingdrizzt 5
Well now you have plenty over here. Come on man, make up your mind! Lol
TheNewGuy03 28
Lolz, 37, I'm sure they forgot the state of unconsciousness from which you can't wake. :P
misspulkadot24 17
If she has enough money to gamble, she has enough money to invest in diapers.
young_weezy_fml 3
does she snarl when you get near her? she might be a real bitch
ak_6694 16
It's more of a dry wheeze. The machine is one of the few ones that are on an outside terrace, so she chain-smokes.
CrimsonAmaryllis 18
You should leave her nappies and see if she gets the hint
ak_6694 16
We actually aren't supposed to tell or hint to her what to do, otherwise we might lose her business and the managers get pissed off at us. Oh the tragedy that would be!
buckdharma 37
She's trying to draw an inside flush and you want to hear an inside flush.
kingdrizzt 5
Granted your profile pic would work with the direction you were going; What?