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Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML

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I'd say urine trouble then!

#2 - On 04/02/2013 at 12:57pm by browneyedgirl52

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Is it at all possible to ban her? Or at least issue a warning to maybe encourage her to get it together? That's pretty unsanitary, and unsafe for the other patrons, no matter how much you clean it... On the other hand, you have to admire her dedication.

#4 - On 04/02/2013 at 12:59pm by Minou

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