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Freudian slip
Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot my client was. I waited for her response, but received a response from my client stating, "I would readdress this accordingly." FML
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Kibaruto 33
One word: Damn.
perdix 31
"Thanks, but I'd prefer you to undress accordingly ;) Rawr! " You're screwed, so you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
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Comments (43)
Kibaruto 33
One word: Damn.
MetalxSoldier 26
Tell your client that you'll undress him accordingly!
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
You always check everything on before you send it.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Why would he send that to his friend who is a girl? I just find it awkward when my male friends talk to me about hot girls. It doesn't have to be any jelousy involved, it's just... Strange. That's my opinion, anyway.
truth_spitta 0
OP is a girl......
DonULFonso 22
OP's a woman, just FYI.
b_rad_fml 4
Why do you assume OP is male? You don't think girls can see a guy as 'hot' and get excited to share with her friend?
sapphiregirly 11
Apparently she didn't!
constipatedlady 0
It is strange if your guy friend starts going on about her great breasts or what makes her so "hot" isn't it? Unless you're gay.
msilikegrapes 8
thats two words.
brackaman 18
90. Here's 3 words. You can't count.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
79 - Why does a woman have to be gay to find another woman attractive? I'm straight, and I am getting married at the end of this month. But I find women attractive. Women are beautiful creatures. (Well, sometimes;))
Khariau 8
That's unfortunate
zandalee 20
Very Bridget Jones... Is there a Mr Darcy?
deBlobX 12
It has nothing to do with fortune. It has to do with OP's observation skills
Khariau 8
Not thinking of bridgette jones, only mr Darcy I know is the one from Pride and Prejudice...
benmec 18
You so dumb! How could you send this to your client. At least include your phone numbah
Xcherrypie 16
I cannot decide if this is ironic or not.
stavrosg 3
Probably just dumb.
cosmosis 12
Benmec. "You are litterally too stupid to insult". Pull your head out of your ass and leatn to spell you clown
DocBastard 40
Cosmosis - Oops. :)
deBlobX 12
R and H aren't very close to each other on the keyboard, I don't think that was an accident...
deBlobX 12
Lol spelling nazi fail
KiddNYC1O 22
24- Punctuation is important as well.
Axipiter 24
Today, 7 September 2012, at 1145, benmec has declared war against the English language.
benmec 18
Shut up cosmosis. I know you wanna, but you can't be my friend... No no no. Sorry. Forget it. I will not hang out with you at Disneyland. Lol
benmec 18
Axipiter. Yes. Yes I have. You with me? :)
DocBastard 40
Cosmosis - I'm having trouble deciding if you're being ironic or a hypocrite for criticising benmec's spelling since you say in your profile info "I really couldn't give a shit about spelling like some of the nazi pricks on here".
Axipiter 24
Negative benmec. You're flying solo on that one.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Am I the only one that read 'you so dumb' like an Asian immigrants broken English? An example would be like ''me love you long time".
csmith10100 4
First, what the hell is benmec saying sorry I don't read the language of dumbass. Second, if your going to grammar nazi someone's comments and spelling please spell all your words correctly.
buca100 4
They say karma is a bitch. I think it's irony.
SenselessPattern 12
#71, hopefully flying solo and in that jet in your profile pic. Without a parachute. And the ground underneath is full of cacti.
Axipiter 24
Haha he's nowhere NEAR cool enough to fly that bird.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
89- Well, you used the wrong form of "you're/your". So I hope you weren't planning on being a Grammar Nazi.
dunebro 15
Does this mean he/she thinks you're hot too?
MissMae93 23
No... Not at all... How did you even come up with that connection?
ohSNAPyall 27
Such a cheeky acknowledgement probably means he's flattered and giggly but not necessarily interested.
Mideoyeo 12
So...did you guys hook up? Because that client obviously didn't mind you calling them hot(;
Mideoyeo 12
Disregard this...darn app double posted..
nikininja 4
Hey, your client doesn't seem to mind at least! You are in, mate! ;)
blondecat 6
Pervert.
Mideoyeo 12
How is she a pervert? Haven't you ever seen a guy and then turned to your friends to tell them how hot he is?
KeyboardWarrior 10
You don't know the meaning of the word. If you've ever had a crush, by your logic you're a pervert too!
TheDrudgeChild 4
If you realized OP was a girl, I bet you wouldn't even use the word pervert.
Alphakhiash 13
By the sounds of it, your client isn't enthralled. People must tell [them] all the time they're hot... time to try a different approach ;)
perdix 31
"Thanks, but I'd prefer you to undress accordingly ;) Rawr! " You're screwed, so you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
reallytho3 11
Lol op doesn't have the balls to do that. You have to have balls of steel for that one
KeyboardWarrior 10
OP doesn't have balls at all. ;)
BunchieRules 31
22 - Or any balls, for that matter. The fact that OP is a woman makes your comment even funnier.
BunchieRules 31
Well, 48 beat me to it. Maybe next time.