seriously_dave10

About Seriously_dave10

I have a lot of crap and you probably do to I would love to get rid of it but you know fuck it

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Work is a 4-letter word
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One more and it's business time
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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A new thumb
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I like your style
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Seriously_dave10's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 November 2014 15:28 / Canada - Sooke

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JustSomeGuy / Tuesday 30 July 2013 03:43 / United States - Bulverde

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 18 July 2013 19:01 / Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By awkward - / Friday 26 July 2013 18:00 / United States - Yorba Linda

Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By amiezingme / Friday 26 July 2013 13:09 / United States - Swansboro

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

YDI Master

One more and it's business time

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

I like your style