By confusedbutloved - 08/07/2012 12:42 - United States - North Easton
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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz
By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:13 - France
By jillie minaj - 09/07/2012 21:06 - United States
By Ashley - 12/07/2012 00:02 - United States - Bellerose
By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States
By failure - 12/07/2012 16:08 - United States - Hector
By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague
By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery
By ByronJess - 21/08/2012 08:21 - United States
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By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States
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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.
By coolcocoxxx - 25/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Mississauga
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For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo
Weasley little liar dude
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Mandi - 28/08/2012 00:09 - United States - Cary
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By CaptainSaveAHoe - 11/09/2012 00:42 - United States - Manteca
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so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.
By gemma - 11/09/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom - Belfast
By stadams1024 - 11/09/2012 20:41 - United States - Keego Harbor
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I am the OP. Let me explain the situation more in depth since I only had 300 characters to do so before. My husband had lost his car keys, so I gave him my set and I took the spare lock key and the spare ignition key. I needed to get some groceries and he was at work, so I just went. Before I got out of the car to go inside, I put the keys in my sweatshirt pocket and got out. I got my groceries and came back out to the car, and yes it was in the same spot. I reached in my pocket to pull out my keys and only the lock key was there. I unlocked the car and immediately searched both the front seats, under the seats, in the cracks between the seats and even the back seat. I looked under the car and in the ignition too. I retraced my steps in the store three times and then checked my car again. I asked the service desk if anyone turned in a loose key, but no one had. I called my husband but he couldn't leave to pick me up, so I walked 4 miles home. The walk itself wouldn't have been so horrible had I not broken my foot a few months ago; it still bothers me, and there weren't any sidewalks half the way, so I kept twisting my ankle in holes in the ground. After my husband came home from work, he took me back to the store with his keys and I drove home. It wasn't until a week or so later that I actually found the key in the passenger seat, close to where the back of the cushion and the seat of the cushion met. There is no way I could have missed it when I searched for it and I had driven it a handful of times between the incident and when I found it. It literally appeared out of thin air and it still baffles me.
By tdudey123 - 11/09/2012 23:07 - Canada - Toronto
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I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).
By brianfantana32 - 12/09/2012 04:24 - United States - Spokane
Thank you, DocBastard. Also, I'm not one of those crazy Americans portrayed on television who feels the need to sue for everything. First off, maintenance is admitting the fixed something wrong. Second, I've made some pretty big mistakes in my life too. Third, I'd rather not put the apartment complex whet I live in any financial turmoil, I like it here and I need a place to live.