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By Strainer - 23/05/2015 04:38 - United States - San Francisco
By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury
By hellpop - 24/05/2015 13:19 - United Kingdom - London
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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc
Let that sink in
By kalvin - 24/05/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Leeds
Take a ticket
By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn
By Anon - 25/05/2015 01:14 - United States - Twinsburg
By roadie42 - 25/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Farmington
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Hey, OP here! The vet was worried that he might have a concussion, so they gave him shots to prevent/reduce any swelling. I think he also received a sedative for the x-ray. Anyway, he's doing just fine now...back to his normal happy self. And he got some turkey in the end for his trouble :)
By WellThatWasRude - 25/05/2015 06:30 - United States - Milwaukee
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Hi guys, OP here. Thank you for all your comments and concerns about what happened. Regarding some previous comments, I would like to clarify a couple of things. My uncle has some mental health issues. I am not exactly sure what he has, but my parents tell me that he is on different types of medication. Also, my family was in the room when the comment was made. My mom shook her head in shame, but other than that, nothing else was said. This did not happen recently. It actually happened back in December 2014. I barely see my uncle, too. My dad apologized to me later for his inappropriate behavior. We all collectively decided to let it go because of his mental health state. I feel kind of bad because he most likely has no ulterior motives, but it was still a very uncomfortable situation, and my stomach still turns a little when I think about it. But thank you all again! And sorry for the super long comment.
False flag
By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:04 - United States - San Francisco
By mobigomo - 27/05/2015 06:48 - United States - Seattle
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Honestly it was 100% my fault I teared. Going deep in the realm of TMI this is pretty much what happened. I didn't have an epidural so I was feeling the "ring of fire" like a mofo but he had told me to hold off on pushing for a moment because he was trying to relubricate and massage me open more so I could push my sons head out. Would have worked fine if I hadn't had a crazy intense contraction which made me push extremely hard while his fingers were in there, which made me tear right through. He did an amazing job stitching me up. Really after he realized who I was his interest was more in how I healed and if he stitched me up ok. Apparently he was super new and it was only his 4th day working in the hospital as an attending doctor. He was great though. I was really happy with my experience overall, except for the tearing through to my butthole part.
By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena
Happy Birthday
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By work_while_bent - 02/06/2015 17:21 - United States - San Luis Obispo
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Yes, my wife made sure to tell me that about a dozen times.
By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville
By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 09:08 - Maldives - Male
Hey, OP here! c I just wanted to quickly clarify, I did not expect this to be published I was having a pretty bad day and out of needing to vent so I posted the most recent event. I am a cis female, not transgender. However I have polycystic ovarian disorder and I deal with hair growing in places such as my face which is why I believe the girl asked as I hadn't shaved that day... For me, the testosterone I have really effects my confidence so this did knock me back a little bit but thankfully I have very supportive friends and wonderful boyfriend who tell me not to worry so much. c: Thank you for all the positive feedback and comments, it really helps.