By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States
Consolation prizeYour FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By kids say the darnedest things - 19/07/2014 02:56 - United States - Denver
By 2013bchan41 - 19/07/2014 02:22 - United States - Elmont
2013bchan41 tells us more.
Hey guys, this is the OP here, and this is actually my first FML ever :3 This actually happened to me back in September, I was on the highway on my way to school. What happened was the traffic was so bumper-to-bumper, due to a bigger accident ahead. I had my foot on the brake, so the car was stopped at the time (I wasn't driving while looking.) That's when I decided to look around and saw a lady with her eyes shut in the car next to me. I guess my foot slipped off the brake ever so slightly, because next thing I heard was a thump (the cars were so close together it happened in an instant.) Luckily we were able to pull over, and the lady didn't seem too angry at me. Neither of our bumpers were damaged too much, so I just called my dad and had her speak with him. In the end, I just paid them $600 instead of going to insurance, and my car (luckily) didn't suffer too much damage. Yes, I know it was my fault, and I've learned from my mistake, so now, even in heavy traffic, eyes on the road only!
By LissaMccracken - 19/07/2014 01:04 - United States - Bentonville
LissaMccracken tells us more.
Wow! I must really deserve this! Haha well to clear this up, this restroom was one that had more than one stall. There were plenty of other toilets, she was just upset that the one she wanted was taken. But thanks to all the people saying really nice things!!! It means a lot!
By Anonymous - 18/07/2014 23:06 - United States - Horseheads