Maybe next year…
By sad trick Or treat - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Denmark
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Just a weirdo who loves DINOS also I'm a shy person so I don't really talk to people unless they talk to me first sometimes?
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Hey, OP here! (Sorry, I didn't think to use my account when I posted this) Turns out I'm sort of happy that it happened. It hurt (and still hurts), yes, but I'm glad I didn't go through with the wedding. We spent the next week going back and forth and he just treated me like crap. It made me realize I deserve someone who wants me, loves me, and treats me how I deserve to be treated. As for the hotel, I did have my best friend enjoy the amenities with me while I enjoyed some much needed catharsis. Thank you, everyone, for being so kind!