Miscellaneous: Today, I spent the whole night paranoid, hearing noises outside...

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By 24whenwillihaveenoughmoneytomove - 23/04/2016 11:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent the whole night paranoid, hearing noises outside my room. I decided I was being dumb and decided to masturbate. And then my door moved. I was right. My mother was spying on me. FML.

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