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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 16:06 - United States - Trussville

Today, I had group presentations to present today for two different classes. After doing the finishing touches with both groups, I went to bed satisfied with our work, and was prepared to ace both assignments. Or at least I would've, if I hadn't forgotten to set my alarm last night. FML

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