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Today, I found out that apparently I'm in Miami. I am also enjoying a five-star hotel and all of its services. Only one problem: I'm still here, stuck in a small suburban town. F*ck identity theft. FML


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On 08/19/2013 at 12:30am - misc - by iwannagotomiamitoo - United States (Massachusetts)

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Lol better go buy what you want now while you can still blame id theft!

#2 - On 08/19/2013 at 6:13am by webbface

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Report to the police immediately, as there are a lot of "five star services" in Miami, and some of them can put you in jail...

#7 - On 08/19/2013 at 6:21am by Powerfull

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