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Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11983) - you deserved it (70241)

On 04/22/2009 at 2:24pm - misc - by derranged - China (Tianjin)

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ahaha, guess that blew any chance you had with her.

#1 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:14pm by mintfreshpinesol

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Smmoooottthhheee. FYL for not having a little something known as 'tact'.

And #3 is correct. I look at this as a possible public service to show people that being a dickhead doesn't really get anybody anywhere, unless you're in business or politics...

#8 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:22pm by C_Wicked27

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