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By forever alone - 20/06/2016 14:56 - United States - Lake Ariel
Today, I was walking my neighbor's two dogs when I passed a hot, shirtless construction guy. I smile at him, he smiles back, and just as I go to say something, both dogs see a squirrel and bolt, causing me to fall on to the bag of dog poop I was holding. The stench was awful. FML
As far as faithful wingmen go your dogs suck. Sorry that happened. Hope you had a clever pun to come back with. This is comedy gold.
Sorry your day was shitty. ?