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By shitface - 29/04/2016 05:57 - United States - Marietta
Today, I was taking a shit. Before I was able to flush, I got a call for a once in a lifetime interview. Completely distracted, I forgot about my shit. Later on, I brought a girl home, she went to the bathroom and saw the shit I had left. Then she left. Also, I didn't get the job. FML