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By killmenow - 22/04/2016 20:39 - United States - West Palm Beach
Today, the ex girlfriend of a guy I met 3 days ago came and physically assaulted me while a bystander had to call 911. The police refused to do anything so I left my college campus to unwind. When I came back 3 hours later, she was waiting outside the parking garage for me. FML