Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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Top comments
sleet7 4
Should have just got up and left to see a movie you like.
Porschephile 0
Oh well, he was probably just tired. It's not a big deal.
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Comments (104)
Porschephile 0
Oh well, he was probably just tired. It's not a big deal.
MrKlutch 1
Dump him Ohh noo he fell asleep -_- What a pathetic FML, come back once you have a real problem.
emvictoria 9
Either way he will fall asleep.
angelk12 6
I think the problem was that he fell asleep and she had to sit through a movie she wasn't interested in. It might not have been an fml if it was a movie of her choice because she would have enjoyed it. :)
evilscorpi 29
Op tell him ” and this if why I choose the movies”
Roevera 14
Can't you guys compromise on one? like choose a good one you both would enjoy? and if you go to a chick flick, then go see an action packed one next...
1221jamw 11
A couple things(Yes in advanced I'm beig a hypocrite) But why does everyone comment in reply to No. 1 post? I've been on FML since 2009? Yeah around then and it was never an issue until they implemented the reply feature. Also, FML is about "little things that ruin your day." So basically this is an FML. Now on-topic I don't see why you couldn't just wake him up or leave.
1221jamw 11
Well I do know why, it's because they want their comment shown. I personally don't see reasoning unless you're actually responding. Sorry for double post.
HaIlegra 2
It's to reply to whatever is brought up in the first post, durrr. Isn't that what you're sort of doing?
SpottedZebra42 14
67 - Actually, people do it because it makes it to where their comment is more likely to be seen when there are already a lot of comments. Go look at the FML about the woman being made fun of by her coworkers. None of the replies to the first comment so far are actual replies.
blackheart24 10
Who cares why ppl reply on the first comment? It's cuz we all like attention! Even u guys are doing it so get over it and get back the the FML. Let your bf sleep OP. Then brag about what a life changing movie it was when he wakes up.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
Im curious to know what movie they watched, guess ill never find out :/
reenkaur 7
haha. too bad OP. pick it yourself next time because hes going to fall asleep anyways!!
1221jamw 11
Or they could compromise on a comedy. Who doesn't like comedies?
zinoxity 23
2 - That would make OP selfish. No one likes people who only think about themselves.
DEzey 0
It's simply the principal of the matter. A man likes to make the decision once and a while.
babygirl4855 11
I see all the movies my bf wants to see... If I didn't we would never go. Sucks that he fell asleep though.
GoW_Chick 15
Let me get this straight, your boyfriend only takes you to the movies if you're going to see something he wants to see... That's ****** up!
SkoomaKi 28
Well baby girl, being your boyfriend's bitch is okay but do you really want that? Wear the trousers, you have the pussy - therefore you are in charge!
1221jamw 11
See I'm a guy and I don't think I would never do something like that.. You should confront him about it.
bizarre_ftw 22
46 - Having the pussy means you want the dick (visa versa [assuming you're straight]) therefore that means shit, therefore the respect should be equal (feminist moment over guys, don't freak)
SkoomaKi 28
53 We both know that almost any girl can control a guy because she is the owner of a pussy. It's only a matter of time before OP realizes that.
zinoxity 23
46 - Your post is full of ignorance. I'd rather ********** than be pussy whipped by my gf. Not to sound sexist, but the men should wear the pants in the relationship.
deviable 9
60 - that is pretty sexist. Why can't a relationship be based on mutual agreements and understandings rather than gender roles?
zinoxity 23
62 - I'm all for equality as long as equal is equal. Say, a girl hits me, I can hit her back. Simple. No double standards. But that's not what girls want. They want more rights than the rights men have. Bam.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I smell a feminist trying to stir up shit. By great odin's beard, begone you disease!
Cad6 24
Why are we talking about genitalia? More importantly HOW THE HELL did you get to this topic?!
boydeee01 7
46.
sleet7 4
Should have just got up and left to see a movie you like.
GoW_Chick 15
Maybe he just passed out because you smell so bad Stinky.
lexex1 4
Just leave.
GoW_Chick 15
Hmmm... I have thought it over and decided that no I will not leave, so shove it and endure my horrible commenting. Muhahahaha.
breakdowns 2
No seriously, leave.
btnhdude 0
You guys. Shut up. Shes here as long as she wants.
1221jamw 11
43 - while she packs up and leaves you should go too, hell I'll even come with you guys.
SkoomaKi 28
GoW_Chick made a good comment! It could be a possibility that OP farts contain some sort of sedative - who knows?!
deviable 9
It's a joke on op's username. Chill.
perdix 31
#27 and #41, if you don't like a comment, thumb it down and move on! You're wasting space trying to bully people into leaving and then causing others like me to waste space calling you douchebags. While I'm at it, 27 and 41, you are douchebags.
CryMoreFMLs 15
People need some Kind of 'specialness' to not read the OP's name.
Pelreskovich 11
Rabble rabble rabble!
KiddNYC1O 22
Leave GowChick alone, bullies!
xxkimmyt 9
*sarcastically* Maybe you should choose the movie next time.
MrKlutch 1
Dump him Hes a dick for that -_- FML my ass
MelTheGreat 23
You guys sound like a boring couple.
SkoomaKi 28
You made a boring comment but no one's compla......Oh wait, I am.
mycheese 0
Maybe it was a crappy movie
MrKlutch 1
Dump him Oh noo he fell asleep -_- What a pathetic FML
MerrikBarbarian 9
You may wish to refer to the commenting policy. Just saying.
1221jamw 11
This is the third time you've said this on this FML alone. We get it, pal.