Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he decided he wanted... - FML

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By LickyToBeAlive - 27/04/2016 03:46 - United States - Miami

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he decided he wanted to finish doggie style. Halfway through I heard him laughing. I turned my head and saw him watching DBZ Abridged on his phone with headphones in. I'm more pissed that he didn't want to watch it with me. FML

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Lt_Senpai 21

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:58

I would watch it with you :)

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Lt_Senpai 21

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:58

I would watch it with you :)

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