Get him a latte from Starbucks or something - FML

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Get him a latte from Starbucks or something

By Anonymous - 07/05/2019 15:00 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my brother held me down and told me, based on the books, all of the characters who are most likely to die in the last season of Game of Thrones. All I did was pick up his phone to check the time. FML

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1DisGR8 32

Tuesday 7 May 2019 16:29

Considering the show is way past the books, you don't have much to worry about.

Johnny5 16

Tuesday 7 May 2019 16:36

It’s been more than 3 years since the book readers could spoil anything for you

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1DisGR8 32

Tuesday 7 May 2019 16:29

Considering the show is way past the books, you don't have much to worry about.

Alan 54

Tuesday 7 May 2019 17:33

Yep, you're right. This story shouldn't have been validated, my bad. Begone!

Johnny5 16

Tuesday 7 May 2019 16:36

It’s been more than 3 years since the book readers could spoil anything for you

Alan 54

Tuesday 7 May 2019 17:34

I know nothing about Game of Thrones, so it's my fault this one slipped by. I'll just put it back in the "Almost FML" section. It could've happen years ago, then.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 May 2019 16:51

He’s obviously doing something on his phone he doesn’t want you to see. It’s probably not sexting dragons.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 7 May 2019 17:25

Quite an achievement considering the last book released did not get anywhere near where the show has been.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 8 May 2019 4:17

The books vs series thing aside, why don't you look at you own phone for the time? I'd be annoyed with someone taking my phone as well.

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