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By anonymous - 30/05/2016 20:43 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, we were playing a ball game in class. It was all fun and games until a student hit the ceiling light with a basketball causing the lamp to fall down. This would have been funny if I hadn't been under the light when it fell. I woke up in hospital. FML

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EastCoastLez 14

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:23

I bet you're feeling a little light headed.

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EastCoastLez 14

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:23

I bet you're feeling a little light headed.

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