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Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML

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He makes you that lightheaded hmm? That's a sign of true love right there.

#1 - On 07/14/2014 at 6:08pm by Welshite

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Well, you tried

#4 - On 07/14/2014 at 6:09pm by Mattribute

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