By John - 26/03/2012 02:53 - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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br0ccoli 14

Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"

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KaanTech 0

Haha my thoughts are exactly the same FYL op you are infected Kill it kill it with fire before it lay eggs.... Oh shit we are too late

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chris36taylor 2

Same happened to me, not the best thing ever

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br0ccoli 14

Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"

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br0ccoli 14

Thats from Dane Cook's skit if anyone is curious

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SpruceDread4578 13

Thanks, 19! Now I'll be able to understand your reference :)

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t765234 10

19- Dane cook, really? Leave, just leave.

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Zaros_fml 24

59- Sometimes he can be legitimately funny. Don't be a twat.

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InstantRanbowMix 0

Dane cook is funny ... Except In the movie Employee of the Month.

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QuirkyCorgiLove 8

Hahahaha ewww I have nightmares about that all the time and whenever I get an ear ache, all I can think about is every bug that I've ever seen in my place! Gross! (ants everywhere, no matter what we do and it creeps me out so baaaaad!)

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RedPillSucks 31

I have that same fear. Glad to know I'm not *twitch* crazy.

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QuirkyCorgiLove 8

Someone with a demon for their pic crazy? No way. xD

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Zarniclopsindorf 24

Good lord, what have you been doing with those ears?

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Zarniclopsindorf 24

Not poking them with enough Q-tips. That much is clear.

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Pudagiah 12

Am I the only one who, after reading this post, checked my ears in the mirror and cleaned them out with a Q-tip?

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LMA0 5

Am I the only one who noticed that he responded to his own comment?

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chimocho 8

Well, you're not really supposed to put the cottonbuds actually IN your ears...

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ladyLALAA 28

You should all try those ear candles, weird and gross but they work!

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RedPillSucks 31

ear candles??? I'm afraid to google after those "blue waffle", "two girls, one cup" and "two guys, one horse" incidents.

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Zarniclopsindorf 24

Many thanks 25, evidently I am developing some kind of dissociative identity disorder. I'll make sure I bring it up next time I run into myself. That way we will both be aware and better able to publicly compensate.

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emeraldisle 30

That's beyond disgusting. I don't even wanna know how you found out.

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PostItSticker 11

Always wash behind your ears AND inside when showering.

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Jamesdean1956 0

I wonder if it's still counted abortion if it's in your ear

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Mercedes16 7

Ew. Sorry OP. That sucks

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berichsoon 11

I wonder how long u go without cleaning ur ears for bugs to use them to lay eggs, now that's a long time

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Isoldael 27

You're not supposed to clean deep inside the ear (you could damage your eardrum and you will push any dirt in deeper) and they lay eggs right there - deep inside the ear. Hygiene has nothing to do with this.

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