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Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28429) - you deserved it (2718)

On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia

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Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear?

"taste the rainbow"

#2 - On 03/26/2012 at 2:59am by br0ccoli

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"What's that sound?"

#1 - On 03/26/2012 at 2:59am by thatgirlinoregon

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