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Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8594) - you deserved it (40074)

On 12/27/2011 at 3:30am - health - by dumbbb - United States

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You must have a HUGE mouth to even try to attempt that.

#1 - On 12/27/2011 at 9:45am by stayawake96

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Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.

#5 - On 12/27/2011 at 9:50am by benderbot19

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