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Today, I helped myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I didn't like it much so I discreetly attempted to give it to the girl next to me. I asked her, "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replied, "Thanks, I made it." FML

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11dibarig 0

thats nice- u go up 2 someone and say do u want my disgusting cake its not good enough for me but... here ya go

That was discreetly?

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Or, you could of said: "hey, do you want this cake? Its really good. But i dont think i can finish it."

That's when you shout "April fools!!" And run away. Even if it's not April?

You are not so smart.

Did you immediately stuff the whole piece of cake into your mouth and say "DELICIOUS!" With your eyes wide open O.O

Shadow9876 19

"Discreetly"

I don't think you quite know what "discreetly" means.

Do a Gordon Ramsay. Tell them to go back and make another one, and try not to mess up breathing like they messed up the cake as they are obviously incapable of following simple directions in a recipe. Either that, tell them to use better ingredients that taste good. It is not that difficult to back. Im not a chef but i could read a recipe easily and follow it.