Pranks, Painful and Work: You walked into that one, dude - FML

You walked into that one, dude

By mee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

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Yog_Sahaw 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 18:59

I hope it gave you a concussion. You're there to work, not to act like a six year old.

DahkLohd 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 18:55

Serves you right!

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3secondstolaunch 0

Friday 17 December 2010 6:18

people dont get hurt when they do stuff when they're bored at work. but you added stupidity into it. so YDI.

xxxroswellxxx 0

Friday 17 December 2010 6:49

I'm definitely saying YDI because your usage of "first victim" not only makes me think there was a second, which makes you really deserve it if you continued to do it after getting whacked, but the use of "victim" also makes it sound like you think you're a lot cooler that you really are.

TheRealMidnite 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 13:57

The only thing wrong with this scenario is that it was, sadly, not caught on video.

meeba 2

Thursday 27 January 2011 4:45

LMFAO

dansco 24

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:55

No FML here, just an idiot!

Justine94_x 31

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:12

You totally deserved that.

Oreo_2002 2

Saturday 2 April 2011 21:19

thank you mystery skateboard guy! enough said :)

soon2beproskater 0

Friday 8 April 2011 21:49

thats Wat u get skaters 4 life

iBangPoptarts 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 11:04

where do yuu work lol?

jkp1291 25

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:57

I'm wondering Wat he does tht he has the time do this nd how is boss didn't notice.

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